*three days later*
only survivor: SHE ATE THEM ALL!...*shivers and cries in complete terror*
EAT THOUGHS MUFFENS I WILL HELP U IF U NEED HELP U MUFFEN FATTY I MEAN NO HARM WHEN I SAY DAT I MEAN IT IN A FRENDLY WHAY LIKE I MEAN IT IN AS U LOVE MUFFENS SO MUCH!!<3
BUT I CAN HELP U I WUV U
Know this muffin men, though you try to take our lands, our food and our homes.
I will do everything in my power to stop you, to inflict fear into your delicious bodies.
Before this day is done, you will tell stories of this battle
Of how a lone pony stood against many, and it was a tasty, tasty slaughter for you
you will pass this battle down into legend for your children to know, and your childrens children
That though many attacked, none left. Accept you won't, cause i'm gonna eat you all ^^
Muffin General:.......my god
she is rewarded with a tray of royal muffins.
The battle for freedom is never over for someone like derpy!!!
The story is rather nonsensical and was not written to be acceptable to a writer just something nonsensical.
Dude: but its fr-
Me: TAKE IT!